Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Where's my 3D Hologram Projector?

Hi there today I want to talk about the electronic gadget called the 3D hologram projector. That's right the electronic sculpture where images float in midair without the restriction of the frame. Now why don't we have 3D holograms?
I'll tell you why, because Hollywood people are trying to force those awful 3D glasses on us and make us accept them. But you know what it's not going to work. Because 3D glasses make your eyes dizzy, give you headaches, and strain our eyeballs even worse and even give us seizures. 3D viewing glasses wrecks the flat screen picture and makes the moving picture come out watery or double image effect.
Also to people that wear glasses like I do. The 3D glasses don't fit over our normal eyeglasses. And 3D glasses can get lost, stolen, scratched up, dirty and even broken. Not only that there are never enough 3D glasses to go around for people to wear. Also movie tickets get 4 times pricy than a normal ticket for perfect 2D flat screen movies. Also the 3D TVs are freaking expensive and not worth the buy except for HD enhancements for the flat screen.
I also don't like it that the Disney company decides to turn their wonderful G rated movies like "Beauty and the Beast" "The Lion King" "Finding Nemo" into those ugly 3D glasses movies.
Anyways I hope 3D glasses become a thing of the past. Another thing I don't like is one angle viewing 3D just like on the Nintendo 3DS. It's a little better not needing those dorky 3D glasses. But it is still limited to viewing 3D from one angle just like 3D glasses are.
Now the real 3D movies, TV shows, video games, pictures I want to have are like the sculptures in museums being able to view the picture from almost all angles

Why TCM TV channel needs to end black and white movies.

Hello there as you know TCM classic movie channel has been around for a long time for almost 20 years now. They are known for showing black and white and color movies from the 1930s, 1940s, 1950s, 1960s. including some movies that have some PG bible swear words that slipped past the censorship. Their well known movies are "The Wizard of Oz" "It happened one night" "King Kong" "Ben Hur" movies with Shirley Temple in it.

I was born in the 1980s. I grew up watching old school movies and TV shows in the 1980s, 1990s with my mom and sisters back when more black and white movies and TV shows were on TV. But now the only TV channels that show black and white movies and TV shows are BYU TV, TV Land (with annoying popup ads), AMC sometimes shows black and white movies (with annoying popup ads) Right now TCM is the only channel left that shows black and white movies.

Now I don't know about you but I prefer color movies even Technicolor movies like "The Wizard of Oz" "Ben Hur" "The Ten commandments" and so on.
Anyways my point is gray movies tend to bore me because I'm used to color in cartoons, live action.
Yes alot of the old school TCM movies are available on DVD or on the Internet videos.
I'm ready for the TCM TV channel to take more black and white movies off the air for good.
Let me tell you the reason why.

1. Most people I know today prefer color movies and more exciting action movies even the ones with alot of PG-13 and R rated profanity, sex and extreme violence which I'm very against.
2. Most people don't know who the actors and actresses are from the 1930s, 1940s, 1950s.
3. Most people rather watch more modern TV shows and movies from the 1960s to today including TV-14 and MA rated crude humor shows that have toilet jokes or swearing which I'm also against.
4. Black and white movies are way behind the times and they don't relate to people living in the 2000s or 2010s because the old movies have people smoking, drinking wine, or gambling. But people today know that it's bad for them. Also there's no rock and roll music until the late 1950s.
5. Most people now watch those black and white movies on DVD or on the Internet.

Anyways I'm ready for TCM to go through a big change just like AMC did in 2002. (Of course I don't like popup ads or end credits shrinking) I'm ready for TCM to retire alot of their old black and white movies off the air for good because most people don't watch them anymore. Now's the time to tell TCM to start showing more modern 1960s, 1970s and 1980s and 1990s movies.

Monday, June 4, 2012

Time for a Black Cauldron movie remake.

The 2 Prydain Books vs
The Book of Three (The Chronicles of Prydain Book 1)The Black Cauldron (The Chronicles of Prydain)

The Disney movie adapation.
The Black Cauldron (Disney's Masterpiece) [VHS]


Hello there flat screen readers. Today I want to talk about my favorite fantasy paper book novels called Prydain Series. When I was a kid I watched this Disney movie The Black Cauldron movie on VHS I enjoyed alright until I've read all 5 Prydain books by Lloyd Alexander. The first book I've read is "Book of 3" the second book "The Black Cauldron" the third "Castle of Llyr" the forth "Taran Wanderer" and the last "The High King" I've read the books and they were great no swearing or bad stuff. But it talks about violence, torture and death. Anyways after I've read the books I've become a big fan and read "The Foundling" which I've enjoyed. After seeing the Black Cauldron movie I've discovered many changes I've noticed in the movie vs the book.

Note: Please read the paper book or ebook on "The Book of 3" "The Black Cauldron" and watch the Disney Black Cauldron cartoon movie on VHS or DVD before you read this article because it contains spoilers.

Now I want to tell you what The Disney movie company left out when they made the Black Cauldron movie.

Characters not in the Black Cauldron movie-


The Good Heroes: Coll, Prince Ellidyr, Prince Gwydion, Gwystyl, Adaon, Kaw the crow, Medwyn, King Smoit, horses

The Bad Guys: Queen Achren, Lord Awarn, King Morgant
The Black Cauldron movie character changes


Taran-
Not much changes. Like the book, Taran seeks to be a great swordsman.
Dallben- Not much changes in the book he reads to Taran from the book of 3, in the movie Dallben shows Taran a vision with Hen Wen the pig.
Hen Wen- In the book Hen Wen is a grown pig, the movie has Hen Wen as a piglet.Princess Eilonwy- In the book she is a stubborn tomboy and she has red hair, the movie has Eilonwy with blond hair and a helpless girl. But she does carry her magic golden bauble.
Fflewddur Fflam- In the book he has blond spiky hair. In the movie He has gray hair and is an old man. He does carry his harp that breaks strings every time he tells a lie.
Doli the Dwarf- In the book Doli is a dwarf and does not get to be invisible until the 2nd book. In the movie he is a small flying fairy who can be invisible. He does get grumpy and annoyed from time to time.
Gurgi- In the book and movie he is a mischievous critter who is thought of as a coward and a troublemaker.
King Eiddileg- In the book he is a Dwarf and in the movie he's a small fairy. He is grumpy like Doli is.
King Eiddilegs fairy folk: The book describes the Fairy folk as dwarves, the movie shows them as small flying faeries.The Creeper- Not in the book but in the movie he is the Horned Kings sidekick.
Orddu, Orwen, Orgoch- 3 witches who collect cauldrons and live in the swamp.
The Horned King- In the book he's on horseback chasing after Taran. In the movie he owns the castle, walks around and is on his throne.
The huntsmen- In the book the huntsmen are trying to kill Taran and his friends, In the movie the huntsmen hang out at the castle most of the time, the only time they're outside is to capture Taran and his friends and take them to the Horned Kings castle.
2 Gwythaints- In the book they are described as giant birds but in the movie they are dragons.

The Black Cauldron movie scene changes

1. Book: Taran makes horseshoes and then makes a crummy sword while Coll helps Taran out, he then listens to Dallben read to him, then Taran attempts to touch the book but gets hurt doing so.
Movie: Taran cooks a meal for Dallben and plays outside with Hen Wen, but doesn't do any blacksmith work. Also Coll isn't in the movie at all.

2. Book: Hen Wen runs away in panic from the farm and Taran goes after the pig and hides from the Horned King on horseback and his undead army, meets with Prince Gwydion and meets Gurgi.
Movie:
Taran takes Hen Wen to Dallben to show him the vision in the water and takes Hen Wen for a stroll until Hen Wen runs away, he tries to find Hen Wen meets Gurgi and finds Hen Wen getting chased by gets captured by the 2 Gwythaint dragons and flown to the Horned Kings Castle. There's no Prince Gwydion.

3. Book: Taran and Gwydion get captured by the Undead Cauldron Born and taken to Achrens castle and get tortured and abused by whips and Achren breaks Gwydions sword and then separates Taran and Gwydion to the dungeon.
Movie: Taran sneaks into the Horned Kings castle and rescues Hen Wen and helps her escape into the mote but Taran gets dragged back and thrown into the dungeon.

4. Book: Taran, while trying to escape Achrens castle finds a sword called Dyrnwyn and when he gets out of the castle with Princess Elionwy and meets with Fflewddur Flam and Spiral Castle crumbles to the ground after Taran, Elionwy and Flam escape out of the castle with the magic sword.
Movie: Taran while trying to escape the Horned Kings finds the sword and uses it to fight the Huntsman guards and Elionwy frees Fflewddur Flam and the 3 run out of the Horned Kings Castle.

5. Book: Doli and King Eiddileg are Dwarves and Doli doesn't get to be invisible until the Black Cauldron book.
Movie: Doli and King Eiddileg are small fairies and Doli can make himself invisible at any time.

6. Book: In the Marshes of Morva Taran trades Adaons Brooch for the Black Cauldron.
Movie: Taran trades the Dyrnwyn sword for the Black Cauldron. And Flam gets turned into a frog and then changed back into a human.

7. Book: Taran and his friends meet with Morgant army and get captured by them. Ellidyr the prince decides to sacrifice himself by jumping into the Black Cauldron and destroys it and his horse runs off the ravine and gets killed.
Movie: Taran and his 2 friends get caught by the huntsmen and taken to Horned Kings Castle and tied up to witness the undead army rising and escaping out of the castle. Gurgi rescues them and Gurgi dives into the back Cauldron and causes the undead army to fall and the Castle to crumple to the ground and Creeper escapes on a Gwythaint dragon.

8. Book: The Horned King chases after Taran and his friends on horseback in battle and fights Taran. Taran tries to use the sword but throws it down after it burns his hand and hears a word and the Horned King falls and burns up.
Movie: the Horned King tries to fight Taran and save his black Cauldron
but he gets sucked into the Black Cauldron and the Black Cauldron remains undamaged.

9. Book: Taran, Gwydion and his friends honors Ellidyr for his brave sacrifice.
Movie: Fflewddur Demands the 3 witches Orgoch, Orwen, and Oddu to bring back Gurgi from the Black Cauldron and takes both the Sword and Cauldron away and Gurgi recovers.

The box office flop

Now that you know the big changes the movie made. It was disappointing that the Disney Company at the time changed the story by taking out out many scenes and cramming 2 books "The book of Three" and "The Black Cauldron" into one digest movie. The only thing I really enjoyed in the Black Cauldron was the beautiful music and the cartoon artwork. But I was really upset that the movie told a completely different story and leaving out important characters and changed events that hardly followed the book. After the complaint of Prydian fans and for being the first PG scary cartoon movie. Thankfully the Disney company didn't do a sequel to The Black Cauldron movie otherwise they would've crammed 3 books and rush it.
After the movie flop got made, Disney company went on to making G rated cartoon TV shows and movies like The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, DuckTales, Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers.

My idea for a Prydian movie remake

1. The movie must follow the books more carefully and not be rushed, or altered in anyway.
2. The scenes need to flow with the books.
3. The remake needs to be a new cartoon or a real people movie.
4. The movie needs to be well done like Peter Jacksons Lord of the Rings remake.
5. There shouldn't be any swearing added to the movie or being taken advantage in any way.
6. The movie should entertain and teach people and not just to make millions of dollars.
7. The movie should not be choppy or low quality but should be done with a great camera.
8. The screenwriter should do a professional job with the movie script lines.
9. The music should be well played for exciting scenes.
10. The acting should not be cheesy or sloppy but should be done professionally.
11. The movie should not be censored in anyway but should allow for a PG or PG-13 rating
12. The 5 movies should be done in order and shown at the theater.
13. The movie should be released on DVD and should have a video game disc tie-in.
14. More money needs to be spent on making the movie better.

If you want to sign on the Black Cauldron movie Remake petition then Please do so because I think there can be a better book to movie adapation. Go to change.org and look for The Black Cauldron movie remake. Let's get the Disney company interested in the movie remake.


My Closing Thoughts on the Prydian movie remake.
Now that you know why I want a movie remake I'll do everything I can to get a better movie remake for Lloyd Alexanders legacy. By the way Lloyd Alexander the book author is dead so he won't get a chance to the movie (Except in Heaven where he can see the movie remake) Also there was a Sierra computer game The Black Cauldron with retro Kings Quest graphics. Hopefully there will be a Prydian video game remake in 3D computer animation with movie clips on Playstation 2, 3, 4 and Xbox 1, 360 or Nintendo Wii U or PC and a spinoff TV show called "The Foundling"
Prydian Fans, Now is the time to write letters or email the Disney company for a Black Cauldron movie remake. I will start the Petition for Disney to do a Prydian movie remake. I will also write the screenplay script for the movie, draw concept art pictures, and make music for it. My final thoughts are let's get the movie remade in Live Action or cartoon and hope it wins Academy awards.

Friday, March 2, 2012

Why I enjoyed playing Bubsy 3d playstation 1


My favorite forgotten cartoon playstation 1 game.

As you know I have played 2 Bubsy games on snes and I've beaten them and I've found a playstation 1 game Bubsy 3d that I've bought that most video game people called the worst. But the truth is it's not the worst game ever, in fact it was a pretty good game and I'll prove you why.

I mean come on people you can still win the game, even if the controls are stiff and the camera automatically turns overview for every jump you gotta have patience like me. And yes the atoms you fire with requires target aim before it explodes in your face. You have to jump on the nerdy aliens before their guns hurt Bubsy Bobcat. Also Bubsy gets to swim underwater. Also you have to find 2 rocket pieces in all 16 levels total 32 rocket pieces. And you get to fight 4 alien bosses. And the game is winnable.

I enjoyed the 2 cute funny cartoon movie introduction and ending with the aliens at the meeting and the 18 intermission scenes. I even enjoyed the military march music and the eerie music it was wonderful and made me happy. I find it funny that Bubsy wears only a shirt but no pants or shoes so you can see his furry bottom. Next time you come across a review article about Bubsy 3d don't believe them because they only complain about it and are usually ungrateful and rant alot.

You know in my theory, the reason why Bubsy Bobcat turns slow and looks down while he jumps is probably because he's got dizzy from the fog in planet Rayon and he does talk like a crazy cartoon character. By the way I've won Bubsy 3d game to perfection.

Now even though I liked Bubsy 3d there are alot of video game critics and audiences that boo and blast at Bubsy 3d playstation 1 and you know what I've found out. They are ungrateful picky video game people that like video games to be perfect in every way and have only perfect controls. And that makes me annoyed because no one is perfect and you can't always have your way in video games and it's hard to make video games especially when your work is rushed. Yes it's true that there are better made games like Spyro the Dragon has flexible controls. But I'm glad Accolade made Bubsy 3d. I'm glad it was made because it's a good game and best of all no swearing and no nasty violence. Only funny cartoon violence found in cartoon TV shows.

I do feel sorry for the Accolade company who were doing their best to make a good rated E Bubsy game and the video game people worked hard. The video game critics and audiences are fault finders looking only for mistakes and not focusing on the good in video games. And you have to remember Accolade company hasn't had experience with working with 3d games before.

I want to thank those that made Bubsy 1,2 and Bubsy 3d thank you for your hard work. I liked the instrumental music in it and the funny scenes in the game. Thanks Bubsy Bobcat creators for bringing joy to my life. I miss Bubsy Bobcat games and I'm sad there hasn't been anymore made since Bubsy 3d and I hope Bubsy Bobcat can one day comeback even in the afterlife. And one day I hope video game people will learn to be thankful people made video games and not be mean to video game makers.

In conclusion I just want you people to know there are much worse playstation games mainly ones that swear alot or have naughty pictures, or extreme violence, or have very bad glitches that make games not winnable. Those games I find horrible even the swearing and the naughty pictures and extreme violence and negative behavior I find offensive because I'm a Christan and I still believe in religion.

Now please don't blast at the game anymore I like this game and if you don't like it please don't be rude or swear about it. I will always remember it for the good and fun it had I hope that this blog article review helped you out thanks for reading.

One day I'll have a chance to remake Bubsy 3d with better graphics and controls and hopefully get it remade on Playstation 3,4 or Nintendo Wii U.

Friday, December 23, 2011

I feel sorry for The Last Airbender actors

Hello there today I want to talk about the movie I have see recently called The Last Airbender. I have seen all 3 seasons of the cartoon show Avatar: The Last Airbender and it was the best show I have ever seen made by Nickelodeon and it was very funny for the most part. Now when the live action movie The Last Airbender got made it was criticized by both movie critics and audience fans.
Although there are alot of cartoon shows that got remade by real people movies I felt should never been made. This movie the Last Airbender was a pretty good movie. Although it felt like a rushed recap of the TV epsiodes it was a serious version of the movie. I liked it ok though it could've been improved upon. Now the reason why Airbender fans and movie critics have blasted and ranted about The Last Airbender movie was because they wanted it to be just as funny like the TV show and not too serious, or they're ungrateful for the hard work the actors and actresses put into making the film. Also the music was well done by James Newton Howard By the way it did win the worst raspberry award.
So in conclusion I want to thank the Airbender Actors for trying their best to making the movie exciting I'm sorry the movie did not work out for you. Noah Ringer, Dev Patel, Nicola Peltz, Jackson Rathbone thanks for you hard work just remember God loves you even if the world or hollywood people criticizes you now if you have been a victim of the raspberry award I'm sorry that it happened to you.
The only person I can blame is the movie director M. Night Shyamalan I didn't like his other scary horror movies at all. had they not hired him to doing the Last Airbender I think the actors would've had better performace.
Now for those who criticized The Last Airbender I feel sorry for you because you have to realize how hard it is to make a movie so before you criticize or make fun of people I want you to be grateful for what you have. The movie isn't bad.
There are however much worst films that I really hate and which should never exist mainly ones that swear, curse god, show sex scenes and brutal violence Such Like The Titanic movie remake, Back to the Future films, Fifth Element, Men in Black, Final Fantasy 7 and all of the rated R films. This is because those Hollywood people are trying to corrupt peoples eyes and ears and make people think that swearing is ok when it is not. I would like to live in a world without filthy movies both popular and worst.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Bil Keane the last of the old comic strips dies

Hey there I've came across the articles of Bil Keane of Family Circus who has finally died in 2011. I feel like the old generation comic strip artist that started comic strips from 1930s to 1960s has died off. I remember other comic strip artist that died like Hank Ketcham when he did Dennis the Menace from the 1950s up to 2001. Johnny hart who did B.C. and Wizard of Id died in 2007. Bob Thaves that did Frank and Ernest up until his death in 2006. V.T Hamlin who did Alley Oop until 1993 when he died. Dik Browne did Hagar the horrible until he died in 1988. Art Sansom who did The born Loser until his death in 1991. And finally Chic Young the creator of Blondie comic strip passed on in 1973.
Even though all the old original comic strip artist passed away to the spirit world. There are assistants carrying on their ancient 20th century comic strip work. But to tell you the truth I don't think these comic strip should be drawn anymore because for one thing the original artist that did them has died and it's not as memorable when their son or assistant worker does the comic strip because it dulls the strip and becomes very boring. Another thing is when the next generation people who do the old comic strip it repeats itself and is no longer funny and bores the readers and it feels very different than when the original artist do it. That's just my opinion.
In conclusion I think it's time for these old comic strips to end for good and get more new ones like Zits, or Dustin or comic strips aimed at teenagers and grownups. Speaking of which I'm working on my own comic strips with punk teenagers and adults and I intend to keep it interesting for people. I'll keep working on my comic strips and have them out on my blog.

Friday, August 5, 2011


Here's another one of my comic strips I hope you enjoy it. I'll be sure to keep you entertained.